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Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember-you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh:I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me."Dad, can you put my shoes on?""No, I don't think they'll fit me."I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?A: The road.

The ultimate laugh-out-loud gift for Father's Day, Dad's birthday, Christmas and any Super Dad out there!Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent?A: Supervision.Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all super dads out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition with over 500 puns, stories, and anti-jokes is the perfect way to celebrate (and laugh at) dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad who makes their eyes roll with super speed.Arm yourself against the forces of evil (and good taste) with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one pun at a time!Includes knee-slappers like:I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.Q: What is the sleepiest fruit?A: Napricot."Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?""No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"

The perfect Father's Day gift to laugh and celebrate together!Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly and jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back!This book is perfect for:The whole family—perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family!Reluctant readers—fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabularyScreen-free time—Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more!Gifts—makes a great stocking stuffer, holiday gift, or gift to share with dads for Father's DayIncludes jokes like:Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli?A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk.You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.

The grossest, goofiest, gut-busting game book ever!Battle your friends and family in a wacky game too silly for real life and get ready to laugh out loud! In this epic gross championship, read aloud hundreds of the funniest and most disgusting questions and earn points deciding which hilariously nasty scenarios you would rather choose. It's the perfect game book for endless hours of fun for kids age 8 to 12 and kids at heart! Are YOU ready for The Ultimate Gross Challenge?Bringing lots of non-stop giggles, this gross humor book for kids is perfect for:Gifts for boys and girls: A laugh-out-loud gift for birthdays, holiday stocking stuffers, Easter baskets, and moreScreen-free time: Non-stop entertainment for family game nights, parties, road trips, and sleepoversReluctant young readers: Funny content engages the imaginations of reluctant and beginner readers, helping them gain confidence and build vocabulary and reading comprehensionCould you drink a glass of water from a dirty fish tank, or would you lick the liquid leaking from a garbage can?Could you sleep on a pillow made of eyeballs, or would you snuggle up in a blanket full of fish guts?Could you eat baby snakes as pasta, or would you eat dish sponges as sandwich bread

The goofiest, silliest, funniest knock-knock joke book for kids (and that's no joke)!Get ready for a knock-knock knockout with this hilarious book of fun! Filled with hundreds of the funniest, family-friendly, rib-tickling jokes and cool doodle illustrations, My First Knock-Knock Jokes is the first BIG collection of silly, easy-to-read knock-knock jokes for kids. Budding comedians and early learners will be rolling on the floor with endless hours of laughs, giggles and groans!Orange you glad you found this joke book? Perfect for:The whole family - made for kids ages 5-7 and 8-10, but offers clean, nonstop fun for the entire family!New and early readers - goofy, easy-to-read jokes help engage reluctant and beginner readers, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabularyScreen-free time - lots of laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, familiy game nights, school bus rides, and more!Funny gifts for kids - this awesome book makes a great gift for girls and boys, holiday stocking stuffers for kids, birthdays, Easter baskets, white elephant, and ChristmasBonus activity fun - learn how to write your own knock-knock jokes with space in the back of the book!Knock, knock.Who's there?Hal.Hal who?Hal will you know if you don't let me in?Knock, knock.Who's there?Conrad.Conrad who?Conrad-ulations! That was a good joke!