Mark Leyner – författare

Is There a Doctor in the House?

Finally, answers to all those strange questions you''d like to ask your own doctor but haven''t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. If you''ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

. . .then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.

Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, Why Do Men Have Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.

Did the mega-bestselling Why Do Men Have Nipples? exhaust your curiosity about stuff odd, icky, kinky, noxious, libidinous, or just plain embarrassing? ""No,"" you say? Well good, because the doctor and his able-bodied buddy are IN! Again! Now go-to authorities for that sort of thing, Mark Leyner and Billy Goldberg, M.D., take on the differences between the sexes—those burning questions like, ""Why Doesn''t My Husband Ever Listen?"" or ""Why Does My Wife ALWAYS Have to Pee?"" and of course, ""Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?"" plus plenty of others to keep you fully informed.

Full of smart and snarky answers to an onslaught of new questions, all in the do-ask-we''ll-tell spirit, that entertain and teach you something at the same time, Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex? offers the real lowdown on all the myriad of the things that everyone wants to know about all things anatomical, medical, sexual, nutritional, animal, mineral, but would only ask a physician after a few too many. Bigger, funnier, and better than ever, Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex? proves that in the battle of the sexes, as in most things, a little Q&A is a safe, effective, minimally invasive remedy.

Let''s Play Doctor is your instant guide to becoming a Real Fake Doctor. At the Why Do Men Have Nipples School of Medicine, we offer an informative, immersive, and incredibly entertaining course of study that will give you the special skills needed to get your M.D. on! By following the lessons in Let''s Play Doctor, you''ll learn:

You know how it is . . . you''re at a party, you''ve had a drink or two and then someone introduces you to a friend. He''s a doctor. And it seems like the perfect time to ask all those strange questions you''ve always wondered about, but never had the courage to ask:Can poppy seeds make you test positive for heroin?What are goosebumps?Why does asparagus make your wee smell?Why do old people get hairy ears?Is it possible to lose your contact lenses inside your head for ever?Why do some people have an ''outie'' belly button and some people an ''innie''?Does warm milk really help you sleep?Is it actually possible to get scared to death?This book gives the answers to these and many more questions - pretty much everything you''ve ever wanted to know - but never had enough Dutch courage to ask!