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Knobfather
Av Owen Croft
E-bok, 2026
25 kr
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THE KNOBFATHERForget the horse head. Meet the horse cock.In the rain-soaked gutters of Barnsley, where debt is thicker than chicken shit and dignity died sometime around Thatcher, one deeply miserable chicken farmer discovers he has the most powerful weapon in Yorkshire — and accidentally becomes a …
Bloke's Guide to Getting the Women
A Bloke's Guide
Av Owen Croft
E-bok, 2025
25 kr
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A Bloke's Guide to Getting the WomenHow to Pull Like a Broken Man Who's Given Up But Still Fancies a ShagBy Owen Croft – the only man who turned writing about baked-bean depression into a cottage industryLet's not piss about. You're not going to wake up looking like Henry Cavill. You're not going …
Bloke's Guide to Surviving Married Life
Av Owen Croft
E-bok, 2026
26 kr
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Marriage isn't a fairytale.It's a hostage negotiation with better cushions.In A Bloke's Guide to Surviving Married Life, Owen Croft drags the curtain back on the brutal, hilarious, and emotionally radioactive battlefield known as modern marriage — where every forgotten anniversary is a war crime, …
BumbleCock: The Limp Legend of the Layby
Av Owen Croft
E-bok, 2025
26 kr
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BumbleCock: The Limp Legend of the LaybyA fucking stupid comedy by Owen Croft Darren "e;Daz"e; McFloppy has one dream: to be remembered for something other than his Greggs loyalty card and a Vauxhall Corsa held together by hope and cable ties.Unfortunately, the only one part of him ever …
Crisis on a Biscuit- How Britain Went from Empire to Empire State of Total Bastard Collapse
Av Owen Croft
E-bok
18 kr
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Blokes Cook Book A Guide to Culinary Catastrophe for the Lone Wolf Who Can't Be Arsed
Av Owen Croft
E-bok, 2025
17 kr
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The Blokes Cook Book – A Guide to Culinary Catastrophe for the Lone Wolf Who Can't Be ArsedBy Owen CroftDive into the gloriously grim world of The Blokes Cook Book, where burnt offerings and existential dread are served with a side of snark. Penned by Owen Croft, a 55-year-old Manchester ex-plumber …
Tarquin the 3rd: The Royal the Corgis Refused to Lick
Av Owen Croft
E-bok, 2026
26 kr
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What if the British royal family had a secret they didn't just bury — but threw away?Tarquin the Third: The Royal the Corgis Refused to Lick is a ferocious, filthy, and darkly hilarious satirical memoir-that-isn't, charting the life of a man who claims he was discarded at birth for one unforgivable …
Bloke's Guide to Saving Money How to Be Skint, Stingy and Strangely Satisfied
A Bloke's Guide
Av Owen Croft
E-bok, 2025
25 kr
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A Bloke's Guide to Saving Money: How to Be Skint, Stingy and Strangely SatisfiedBy Owen Croft – the same cantankerous, twice-divorced, sofa-duct-tape enthusiast who wrote The Blokes Cook BookListen up, you glorious tight-fisted heathen.This isn't some shiny-suited, latte-sipping finance prick …
Bloke's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
A Bloke's Guide
Av Owen Croft
E-bok, 2025
17 kr
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Because Half the Country Turned Into Shuffling, Brain-Dead, One-Way-System Zombies Owen Croft When the dead start walking and society collapses faster than a pint glass in a pub brawl, who do you trust? Not the Instagram survival influencers with their quinoa and crossbows. Definitely not the …
Undertaker
Av Owen Croft
E-bok, 2026
25 kr
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In the rain-soaked backwater of Kiltimagh, County Mayo, death is just another local service — and Seamus "e;The Grim Ginger"e; O'Flaherty runs it with a snarl and a bottle of Jameson.By day, Seamus is the town's undertaker, burying drunks, farmers, and forgotten souls in a crumbling funeral …
