Owen Brozman – illustratör

From the author of the international bestseller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, YOU HAVE TO FUCKING EAT breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving new, old, grand- and expectant parents a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.**(You probably shouldn't read it to your children.)

When the world is threatened by an alien force, a Florida gator wrestler is all that stands between survival and total annihilationThough humans have never heard their name, mankind’s greatest enemies are called the Zawa. A race of alien zealots, they crisscross the stars on a bloodthirsty crusade, destroying life on other planets in service of their sinister galactic god. And Earth is next on their list. They offer mankind one hope for survival: They will engage in hand-to-hand combat with Earth’s chosen champion to determine the planet’s fate. To find the world’s deadliest creature, Earth’s richest man—media titan Milan Marlowe—organizes a no-species-barred fight to the death, pitting sharks, gorillas, and polar bears against one another in a gruesome knockout tourney. No one bets on the alligator, but that’s because no one has heard of his trainer. Bruno Bolo is an alligator wrestler, blues singer, and whiskey-hound from the humid Florida swamps. He has a quick temper, quicker fists, and courage that is unmatched in man or beast. And he might just be humanity’s last chance . . .

The 100% kid-friendly, G-rated version of the New York Times best-selling parents'' book, You Have to F**king Eat."Parents and children alike will surely welcome a pause to bond over a shared recognition that their endless battles are not theirs alone—before they get back to them." —New York Journal of Books"Everything you hoped for and more. . . . Adam Mansbach, the author and Owen Brozman, the illustrator, have definitely hit a chord with parents." —Examiner.comOn the heels of the New York Times best seller You Have to F**king Eat (a sequel to the worldwide mega–best seller Go the F**k to Sleep), now comes the version that is entirely appropriate to read to—and with—children. While the message and humor will be similar to the adult version, there will, of course, be no profanity whatsoever.Step aside Green Eggs and Ham, there''s a new, 21st-century book in town that will compel all finicky children to eat!

WHEN YOUR KID IS LITTLE, the paradoxes of parenting are simple: you can love your child to death, and also be willing to do anything to get them to go the fuck to sleep. But by the time your precious little baby bird is getting ready to spread its wings and leave the nest? That's a whole different level of complexity. You're happy and sad. Thrilled and devastated. You want to give them all the advice you can, but you know they've got to make their own mistakes. You want them to know they can always come home, but also you're turning their bedroom into a gym. With Adam Mansbach's trademark honesty, humour, and profanity, Go the Fuck to College perfectly captures the complicated emotional reality of this poignant, fraught, exciting time. A perfect gift for any graduating senior-or their parents or grandparents-this book somehow encapsulates everything you'd ever want to tell your kid . . . along with a few things you'd never dream of saying out loud.

It turns out that two is a million more kids than one.Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat. Now Fuck, Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one. As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.

Ayn Rand, author of the best-selling novels, The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged, is beloved by millions of readers, and equally despised by a significant number of detractors. Her novels and her revolutionary philosophy of Objectivism have acquired a world-wide following. They have also created legions of readers who are hungry for a deeper understanding of her writings.Despite her undeniably significant contributions to the literary canon and the progression of philosophy, there has been no simple, comprehensive introduction to Rand's books and ideas, until now. AYN RAND FOR BEGINNERS sheds new light on Rand's monumental works and robust philosophy. In clear, down-to-earth language, it explains Rand to a new generation of readers in a manner that is entertaining, and easy to read and comprehend.

Lentääkö parsakaali päin näköä? Eikö pikku kullannupun suu avaudu, vaikka lentokone lähestyy? Nyt vittu syö on posketon kirja äideille ja isille. Se tarjoaa tilaisuuden hirnua holtittomasti ongelmalle, joka on raastanut ihmiskuntaa jo vuosituhansien ajan. Älä kuitenkaan lue sitä lapsillesi.Mansbachin huumori on lempeää ja radikaalin rehellistä. Kirja on jatkoa Nyt vittu nukkumaan -kirjalle, jota on myyty 1,5 miljoonaa kirjaa maailmanlaajuisesti.

Kahden lapsen karusellissa auttaa vain posketon röhönauru. Potti nimittäin räjähtää, kun perheeseen syntyy toinenkin kullannuppu ja vanhemmat heittävät hyvästit vapautensa viime rippeille.Valvotko yöt läpeensä vauvan kanssa vain jotta voit aamulla paapoa umpikateellista isosiskoa tai -veljeä? Raahaatko laukkuja ja lapsia mukanasi kuin pähkähullu muuli? Onko kotisi liisteröity lattiasta kattoon sottapyttyjen tahmaisilla taideteoksilla?Ei ihme, jos tunnet kyntäväsi elämäsi pohjamutia - samoin ovat tunteneet vanhemmat lapi vuosituhansien.