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For fans of The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump and demoralised cats who need a pick-me-up.You know Donald Trump, right? Wobbly orange trumpet on legs? The answer to the question: ''What would the offspring of a Wotsit and a dolphin look like?'' Yeah, that guy. Well, he also happens to be the 45th President of the United States of America. There are many questions to be asked of Trump - did he collude with Russia? Is his hair made from caramelised orangutan farts? More pressing than all of them, though, is this: Is he smarter than your cat?*There''s only one way to find out...To complete the Cat vs Trump test you will need:A catA pencilThe ability to forget that the world feels like it''s on the brinkof nuclear apocalypse for a bitA reminder of POTUS''s biggest gaffes and a genuine cat IQ test all in one, this is the perfect present for cat lovers and Donald detractors alike... *SPOILER ALERT - NO

First there was HOW TO POO AT WORK, then there was 52 Things to Do While You Poo, and now there''s POO OR FALSE? A cavalcade of crappy curiosities and fascinating faecal facts... in quiz form!Think you know your sh*t...? Which of these are ''true poos'' and which are simply fake poos?King George III had an illness that turned his poo purpleIn 1938 a man called Boon Wallace was arrested for hurling turds off the Empire State BuildingNeil Armstrong dumped four bags of poo on the moonSloths only poo once a week, something scientists call ''the poo dance''The phrase ''do bears shit in the woods?'' was invented by Charles DarwinThere is a road in the Northumberland town of Berwick-upon-Tweed called Poobum Lane Want to know the answers? Well stop stooling for time! Read on and prepare for some close encounters of the turd kind...''I''d give it five minutes if I were you.''- Florence Nightingale

**A perfect loo book - full of fiendishly clever word games and brainteasers**Ah, the tedium of the toilet. The boredom of the the bathroom. If only there was a more edifying way to pass the time while carrying out your morning ablutions.Well now there is!*Train your mind while on your behind!*Featuring 102 fiendishly clever word games, brainteasers, puzzles and quiz questions, this is the ultimate bathroom book for your home, or a superb stocking filler for the lofty loo book lover in your life.*It''s quizmas time for business time!*For those who''ve enjoyed The Shiit Workout, 52 Things to do on the Loo, and Things to do While you Poo on the Loo.*Search for solutions while doing your ablutions!*