Space Hoppers - Böcker

It's little wonder that countless missions to Mars failed to find any signs of life on the red planet and just sent back pictures of dust and rocks; the inhabitants of Mars ARE the dust and rocks.

Saturn is the Hollywood of the Solar System, with aliens from every other planet and moon relocating there to become stars of the holographic screen.

Uranus is a peaceful world, with a relaxing atmosphere and beautiful purple skies. In fact, so great is the planet's reputation for serenity that many of the Solar System's residents choose Uranus as their final resting place.

With education now taking only a few short years, children from all over the Solar System are keen to enrol in the best possible schools - and they don't come much better than the one on Neptune.

Alarmingly, The Geezer's efforts to discredit children seem to be working, and Venus is considering being the first planet in the Solar System to go back to adult rule.

Yes - Pluto is a planet again. Having been downgraded to a dwarf planet in 2006, the population of Pluto began a massive building programme in order to increase the mass of their little world and, eventually, regain planetary status.

Jupiter really is an inhospitable place. So it was an easy decision to use the planet as a giant prison for all of the Solar System's criminals, including The Geezer who has unexpectedly handed himself in.