… I was balancing a vodka, a whiskey, and a wine in one hand, three beers in the other, and was pouring some Peruvian corn port shots out along the dash. This was foolish because I needed at least two hands free to make horrendous finger gestures, and another to throw empties into the yards I was racing through on my way home...My name's Guy and hi. This is a tale of my wild PARTY PARTY BEERY VODKAY DRAMBUIEY life as a student. Now lets use science to tell us where religion fits in with all this. I waxed the ends of my cane, trimmed my shoelaces, and tied a bow in my moustache. I watered the cat, put some food out for university and left for the pot plant. Now lets use religion to tell us where science fits in with all this. Which is what I studied. With little gnomes in jelly shouting boing boopy boing boing. And slamming whirlwinding metal gigs.
