DysFUNCTIOpia

In the near future, the United States becomes a major producer of "e;Functiomatons,"e; which are computers that work with quantum components. The new computers take over the jobs of many people around the world, including teaching jobs. Baron Cortez, who is a non-libidinous, 16 year old boy with a genius IQ, does not like learning from "e;Functio-teachers"e;;Baron and his friends escape the restrictive environment in the city, and go to the Northern Valley of California to recruit "e;renegades"e; in order to form a group of "e;functio-guerilleros"e;; their objective is to vandalize all kinds of functiomatons; however, sightings of unidentified flying objects in the woods of Northern California make him and his group of "e;functio-vandals"e; have a night of fright. Ultimately, their encounter with the "e;strange flying objects"e; makes them find the meaning of their lives.