J McRoodle & Co. Artificial Unintelligence

There is a whole world of information available that you probably never knew you needed. This book will correct this oversight. Such things as the proper way to pick your nose, and then what to do with it, (a bit bizarre, yes, but obviously needed), to the fifty easy steps to changing a light bulb. Short stories, fun poems, serious poems, and other... ummm... things. There is sure to be something for everyone, that may brighten the day, or wreck it with humor. Mostly irreverent, irrelevant, and aEUR~mom friendly' and how much trouble can one get into by reading a book?