Cows

DAWN O’PORTER lives in London with her husband Chris, her two boys Art and Valentine, and her cats Myrtle and Boo.Dawn is the bestselling author of the novels The Cows, Table for One and the Richard and Judy Book Club picks So Lucky and Cat Lady, and her non-fiction title Life in Pieces was also a Sunday Times bestseller.Dawn started out in TV production but quickly landed in front of the camera, making numerous documentaries that included immersive investigations of Polygamy, Size Zero, Childbirth, Free Love, Breast Cancer and the movie Dirty Dancing.Dawn’s journalism has appeared in multiple publications and she was the monthly columnist for Glamour magazine. She is now a full-time writer, designs dresses for Joanie Clothing, and has a large following on her Patreon blog.Instagram: @hotpatootieswww.patreon.com/DawnOPorter

‘A funny, smart, kind, incredibly truthful book about women . . . all the shame, judgement, envy and love that being alive and female entails’ Polly Vernon‘Fierce and funny’ Bryony Gordon, DAILY TELEGRAPH‘Smart and insightful’ RED‘Dawn's writing is addictive – fearless, beyond feisty and seriously funny’ Mel Giedroyc‘O’Porter’s wise and witty narrative has many thought-provoking situations and concepts. Different, poignant and smart – I loved it’ Sara Lawrence, DAILY MAIL‘Compulsive… I can't wait for the next one’ Shappi Khorsandi‘Feisty characters and fearless prose, THE COWS is totally addictive’ HEAT‘Sometimes hilarious and sometimes poignant, but always rollicking and fast-paced . . . A feel-good read which will resonate with any woman’ DAILY EXPRESS‘Entertaining and thought-provoking’ IRISH TIMES‘A zippy and hilarious book… tackles some of the most serious issues that affect modern women today’ THE POOL‘Fearless, frank and excruciatingly funny’ OK‘A whirlwind of a story about three women finding their voice amid societal pressures . . . Excellent, funny, and decidedly unpatronising – as candid as Dawn’ METRO‘An amazing book about choices and being yourself’ PRIMA‘Funny and excruciating. You'll think about it for weeks!’ Kristen Wiig‘I loved it. Funny, moving, twisty . . . Wow! I couldn’t stop reading it’ Jill Mansell‘A terrifically fun read’ YOU magazine‘Fast, fun and fearless… a warning bell about social media and the damage it can cause’ S Magazine‘The Cows looks at motherhood and female friendship through a frank and funny prism that reminds me of the TV show Catastrophe. Smart, fresh and really readable – I loved it’ Tasmina Perry‘Fast and funny’ WOMAN & HOME‘We’ve had Bridget Jones now THE COWS is setting the agenda for a new generation of readers’ No 1 Magazine