Celeste (actor, writer, comedian) has put all the words she has ever learnt into this book, yet her publishers still want an author bio (exhausted face emoji). I wrote a whole book on who I am and you can basically see my whole life on Instagram! What more do you people want from me?! As a starting point, Celeste is happily married (sorry fellas), a mum to two cute and full-on boys, an evil stepmum to two teenaged girls, and is more of a dog person – she never really understood the whole cat thing.

‘Prepare to laugh when reading this memoir. Just when Celeste has you in stitches, she hits you right in the heart.’ –Reese Witherspoon

Celeste (actor, writer, comedian) has put all the words she has ever learnt into this book, yet her publishers still want an author bio (exhausted face emoji). I wrote a whole book on who I am and you can basically see my whole life on Instagram! What more do you people want from me?! As a starting point, Celeste is happily married (sorry fellas), a mum to two cute and full-on boys, an evil stepmum to two teenaged girls, and is more of a dog person – she never really understood the whole cat thing.

‘Prepare to laugh when reading this memoir. Just when Celeste has you in stitches, she hits you right in the heart.’ –Reese Witherspoon

Celeste (actor, writer, comedian) has put all the words she has ever learnt into this book, yet her publishers still want an author bio (exhausted face emoji). I wrote a whole book on who I am and you can basically see my whole life on Instagram! What more do you people want from me?! As a starting point, Celeste is happily married (sorry fellas), a mum to two cute and full-on boys, an evil stepmum to two teenaged girls, and is more of a dog person – she never really understood the whole cat thing.

‘Prepare to laugh when reading this memoir. Just when Celeste has you in stitches, she hits you right in the heart.’ –Reese Witherspoon