Book of Haaland

The wit and wisdom of the world's most viral footballer Part superhuman goal machine, part meditating ice sculpture, Erling Haaland is iconic. The Book of Haaland collects his finest deadpan pronouncements — on goals, farms, tractors, hat-tricks and the sacred importance of morning sun — into one pocket-sized tribute to the biggest character in football.Equal parts admiring homage, good-natured banter and accidental self-help, it’s the ideal gift for the football obsessive, the aspiring warrior or the little one who just can’t stop singing THAT song. Every era needs its striking Viking. Ours has Erling.