Girl's Guide to Vampires

First in the New York Times–bestselling author''s paranormal romance series: "Sexy and humorous . . . an absolute delight." —BooklistJoy Randall''s Top five Tips for Vampire Hunters:Location, location, location. Vampires won''t be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn''t be there, neither would a bloodsucker.Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He''s your vampire.No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.Play it cool. Don''t offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don''t offer him your heart!Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about . . .The story of a desperate ghost hunter who stumbles across a dashing bloodsucker who''s looking for eternal love, A Girl''s Guide to Vampires is funny, steamy, sensuous, and surprising—everything anyone could want from a paranormal romance.