Rhymes with Cupid

Goodman''s Gifts & Stationery StoreFebruary 14Cashier: Elyse3 boxes of heart-shaped chocolate . . . $12.00Chocolate is the only good thing about this nauseating holiday.4 containers of candy hearts . . . $5.00Ever since my ex cheated on me, I''ve sworn off love. Too bad my new neighbor Patrick didn''t get the memo.1 Valentine''s Day card . . . $4.50I''m not interested. Although, he is pretty cute. And sweet. And funny.1 singing Cupid doll (promotional item) . . . $0.00Stupid Cupid! Point your arrows at someone else. . . .Subtotal . . . $21.50It''s going to be a complicated Valentine''s Day.