Right, here''s how things are . . . My mother is pregnant. I shizz you not. My mum will be going around with a bump for all to see that she''s still, well, shagging. Oh god I can''t bear it - talk about a stitch-up.
THEN there''s Stevie Lee Bolton - every time I see him I''m like a stunned goldfish and just stand there with my mouth opening and closing.

So between my untakebackably embarrassing family and a certain Stevie Lee, how will I be ready for Teen Factor X - not even my friends know about my dodgy yodelings and secret obsession with becoming a star . . .

Funny, frank and surprisingly talented with a pair of knitting needles, meet Jenny Q in the hilarious new series from Father Ted and Shameless star Pauline McLynn.