For fans of SNL'S DEEP THOUGHTS BY JACK HANDEY and BILLY COLLINS, a new book of humor from New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer.In his first full-length poetry collection featuring over five dozen new and selected poems, humorist Andrew Shaffer explores our modern world from Fortnite ("e;I don't care"e;) to pretentious Instagram poets ("e;Lord Byron would have drunk wine from your hipster skull"e;)."e;Look Mom I'm a Poet (and So Is My Cat)"e; is playful, hilarious, and accessible to readers who don't know poetry from a hole in the ground.**Holes in the ground are filled with snakes. As any verse jockey worth their meter will tell you, there are no snakes in poems.