No Jerks on Monday

Jake Anders looks like he should be on the cover of an Australian firefighters calendar;instead he owns a winery that makes a fabulous rosé.The first time I met him, he was a jerk.And then he became my client.And he started acting distinctly non-jerky.So I set out to prove it was all a ruse.My ploy didn't work.And now, we've slept together.If this is nothing but a one-night stand, I am so screwed.