Lights! Camera! Mayhem!

Jodi Taylor and the disaster magnets of St Mary''s return with a story of chaos and catastrophe, to wish you a very Merry Christmas.

Coming to a screen near you...

TEMPORA, THE TIME TRAVELLING TOURIST

Starring Astrid Gustafsson as Helen of Troy - ''the face that launched a thousand ships''

With Dirk Thrust as Achilles - ''demi god and hero''

And the Wooden Horse as Himself - ''easily the least wooden performance from anyone participating in this particular travesty'' (Dr Maxwell)

Watch and weep as this epic tale unfolds...

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It''s drama, darling! In this year''s festive tale, the nation''s favourite film producer, Calvin Cutter, returns to darken the doors of St Mary''s once again...

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