Dave wins the regular, monthly drinking contest in the pub for the first time, and is then considered among the elite of the hardened drinkers. Barely able to stand up, he meets Iggy, a former winner of the contest, and they go on to a military fancy dress party where there is no 'last orders'. Eventually Dave finds his way home but, as he arrives in the bedroom,he is confused to learn that his partner Belinda's seduction is not aimed at him, and he has to drastically reconsider his status.

Dave wins the regular, monthly drinking contest in the pub for the first time, and is then considered among the elite of the hardened drinkers. Barely able to stand up, he meets Iggy, a former winner of the contest, and they go on to a military fancy dress party where there is no 'last orders'. Eventually Dave finds his way home but, as he arrives in the bedroom,he is confused to learn that his partner Belinda's seduction is not aimed at him, and he has to drastically reconsider his status.