How to Deal with the Police: Without Ending up Wearing Orange Jammies

Finally!  The world's first practical self-help guide on how to successfully navigate any interaction you may have with a police officer. Written by a 30-year veteran officer, it's chock-full of real-life examples of incorrect assumptions, people not knowing how to approach the police and others just doing incredibly stupid things to get themselves arrested. But this is no ordinary dumb criminal book. Sprinkled throughout the book are useful tips that point out various police/citizen encounters where the person could've easily walked away with no adverse consequences. A quiz is included at the end where the reader can test their knowledge so that they too can avoid ending up wearing orange jail jammies and underwear that have been worn by hundreds of other people. Yes, that's what really happens, you've been warned.