Export Gardener. A Clumsy Australian Starts a Gardening Business in the UK, Not Knowing a Weed from a Wisteria.

A Fish Out of Water in the Garden of EnglandWhen a hapless Australian swaps his office job for a franchise mowing lawns in the manicured commuter belt of Kent, there's just one small problem - he can't tell a weed from a wisteria.Armed with nothing but relentless self-belief, and a franchise manual he probably should have read more closely, he sets out to build a business with clients who know their hydrangeas better than he knows his own excuses.What follows is a string of mishaps and disasters that somehow grow into something resembling a career, and a very English education in humility.Part memoir, part inspiring comedy, The Export Gardener is for anyone who has ever leapt before they looked, and for those who would rather watch someone else do it first.Get your copy of The Export Gardener today, and discover that the best stories, like the best gardens, grow in the most unlikely soil.