My Mom Is Trying to Ruin My Life

Everyone has only nice things to say about my mom.

Everyone likes her.

She looks nice.

She bakes great cookies and makes me feel better when I have a bad day.

But would a really nice mom do embarrassing things like kiss me in public and tell loud jokes that no one thinks are funny? Well, my mom does those terrible things and worse - that''s why I am sure that I have the most embarrassing mom in the world and that my mom is trying to ruin my life...

Or is she?