Controlled Crash

Pilots like to say that every safe landing is really just a controlled crash. In this wittyand entertaining memoir of his airline career, Eldon Brown whisks us back to theheyday of the airline industry, when it was fun to fly and salesmanship was a creativeart. During his decades in cargo management with airlines like Japan and Northwest,Brown crosses paths with a surprising array of life forms: wily entrepreneurs, stowawaycockroaches, and, yes, a drunken bear.Along the way, there are challenges to be met with pluck and imagination. For example,he conducts reconnaissance missions (when his 007 persona springs to the fore). Hearranges fl ights for fauna like eels, ostriches, tuna, and the Dallas Cowboys. He alsohas to learn to accommodate his relaxed American style to the rigidity of a Japanesemanagerial culture, to stay true to American values in places where less rigorous ethicalstandards are the norm, and to deal with such worrisome passengers as a tipsy senator,Dr. Timothy Leary, and an escaped mental patient.Through it all, Browns common sense and sly humor prevail, making this book a fi ne andfun read.