Ten million dollars to be divided equitably among the departed Grandfather Hunter''s remaining family, with a proviso being, in proper legal terms, that the entire ten million dollars was to be held in trust for the exclusive use of Senorita Fogarty her lifetime, and for the lifetime of her pups (Senorita Fogarty being a Chihuahua of questionable breeding) and for the lifetime of her pup''s pups, etc., etc. Only upon the death of Senorita Fogarty and her pups (if any) would the inheritance go to the family.

''Tis plain to see that the life of Senorita Fogarty wasn’t worth two cents, much less ten million dollars. But to the rescue! Our senorita is to be protected by the Crumps, Grandfather Hunter''s trusted servants. And did we forget to mention that the erstwhile heirs are a rather bungling, ineffectual lot?

Will Senorita Fogarty outwit the scheming Hunter family? Will the Hunters regain the birthright that is undeniably theirs (all ten million dollars'' worth)? Will the Crumps . . . oh, forget it - just read the book!