Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book

The Too-Bad-It''s-Your-Birthday Book is like the best outrageous birthday cards rolled into one. Illustrated with black-and-white photographs, the book''s edgy humor needles everyone who''s suffered the slings and arrows of one too many birthdays:

• Your friends got together to light your birthday candles. Oops, not enough friends.
• Who''s older . . . you or the Earth?
• Now that you''re older, admit it. You watch the Weather Channel.
• It''s now estimated the universe is a trillion years old. That''s two years older than you.

Exaggerated sentiments in The Too-Bad-It''s-Your-Birthday Book will make the birthday girl roll with laughter-and start plotting her revenge!