Every night San Francisco''s lovelorn tune in to hear my soothing, silky voice as "Dr. Love," marriage maven and mother. If only they knew the flesh-and-blood woman behind this voice wouldn''t know a husband from a handyman.

And now the show''s sponsor wants to spend Christmas with me and my family! I only hope you—and1-800-HUSBAND—can bring me what I need for Christmas: a gorgeous, sexy, single daddy in my stocking!

Spouseless in San Francisco,

Madison Smythe