John Gallagher is a broadcaster, actor, voice-over specialist, and author. He worked at CityTV for many years, and was host of Gallagher on TSN and co-host of the Q Morning Zoo at Toronto’s best rock Q107. He lives in Toronto.

A must read for all sports enthusiasts. Gallagher personifies a cross between a rock star and a sportscasting legend.

• 1. How to Provoke Thousands of Rabid Soccer Fans2. I Should Be Dead by Now3. How Drinking with John Gallagher Saved Mark Wahlberg’s Life4. Hey, Wanna Go to the Playboy Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at Hugh Hefner’s Mansion? 5. Karma. I Hate That Bitch. 6. I Hope I Die at the Age of Ninety-Nine in Bed After Being Shot in the Back of the Head by a Jealous Boyfriend7. Let’s Talk About Chicks, Man8. Sportscasting: Turning Your Passion into a Profession9. Radio Dazed10. CityTV Everywhere11. So Fleetwood Mac Is Making Another Comeback. Also Making a Comeback: Cocaine, Wife Swapping, and Royalty Cheques12. G.O.A.T.: The Greatest of All Time13. Captain Hairplugs to the Rescue! 14. No Longer Destiny’s Doormats15. I Kissed a Man (Robbie Alomar) and I Liked It16. Smugglers’ Blues17. You Can Take the Girl Out of the Trailer Park, but You Can’t Take the What Out of Her Mouth? 18. Blue Morning, Blue Day19. Yogi, Teddy Baseball, the Yankee Clipper, Spaceman, and the Duke20. Yes, Mr. Gallagher, Your Net Is Ready21. Killer Instinct22. “Listen, Buddy. If You Say Another Word, I’m Gonna Kick You Out and Drive the Fucking Thing Myself.” 23. The Kid Stays in the Picture24. Just. Great. 25. Comedy Isn’t Pretty26. Spanning the Globe27. Spring Is Sprung, the Grass Is Riz, I Wonder Where the Blue Jays Is? 28. The Prizefight Wasn’t a “10,” But Bo Was29. Champagne Showers and ‘Roid Rage Dreams30. Jurassic Prank: The Early Salad Years of the Toronto Raptors31. All Talk. No Acting. 32. (Not Such a) Rock ’n’ Roll SuicideAcknowledgements

John Gallagher is a broadcaster, actor, voice-over specialist, and author. He worked at CityTV for many years, and was host of Gallagher on TSN and co-host of the Q Morning Zoo at Toronto’s best rock Q107. He lives in Toronto.

A must read for all sports enthusiasts. Gallagher personifies a cross between a rock star and a sportscasting legend.

• 1. How to Provoke Thousands of Rabid Soccer Fans2. I Should Be Dead by Now3. How Drinking with John Gallagher Saved Mark Wahlberg’s Life4. Hey, Wanna Go to the Playboy Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at Hugh Hefner’s Mansion? 5. Karma. I Hate That Bitch. 6. I Hope I Die at the Age of Ninety-Nine in Bed After Being Shot in the Back of the Head by a Jealous Boyfriend7. Let’s Talk About Chicks, Man8. Sportscasting: Turning Your Passion into a Profession9. Radio Dazed10. CityTV Everywhere11. So Fleetwood Mac Is Making Another Comeback. Also Making a Comeback: Cocaine, Wife Swapping, and Royalty Cheques12. G.O.A.T.: The Greatest of All Time13. Captain Hairplugs to the Rescue! 14. No Longer Destiny’s Doormats15. I Kissed a Man (Robbie Alomar) and I Liked It16. Smugglers’ Blues17. You Can Take the Girl Out of the Trailer Park, but You Can’t Take the What Out of Her Mouth? 18. Blue Morning, Blue Day19. Yogi, Teddy Baseball, the Yankee Clipper, Spaceman, and the Duke20. Yes, Mr. Gallagher, Your Net Is Ready21. Killer Instinct22. “Listen, Buddy. If You Say Another Word, I’m Gonna Kick You Out and Drive the Fucking Thing Myself.” 23. The Kid Stays in the Picture24. Just. Great. 25. Comedy Isn’t Pretty26. Spanning the Globe27. Spring Is Sprung, the Grass Is Riz, I Wonder Where the Blue Jays Is? 28. The Prizefight Wasn’t a “10,” But Bo Was29. Champagne Showers and ‘Roid Rage Dreams30. Jurassic Prank: The Early Salad Years of the Toronto Raptors31. All Talk. No Acting. 32. (Not Such a) Rock ’n’ Roll SuicideAcknowledgements