"Congratulations!" You''re about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important

questions:

•Will I ever be able to do awesome things again?

•Will I be able to afford this?

•Can I ever have sex again?

•Will I be a good parent?

•Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life?

Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn''t mean your kid has to be as lame as you''re about to become. Which is why Barney has written this book.

"Congratulations!" You''re about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important

questions:

•Will I ever be able to do awesome things again?

•Will I be able to afford this?

•Can I ever have sex again?

•Will I be a good parent?

•Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life?

Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn''t mean your kid has to be as lame as you''re about to become. Which is why Barney has written this book.

"Congratulations!" You''re about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important

questions:

•Will I ever be able to do awesome things again?

•Will I be able to afford this?

•Can I ever have sex again?

•Will I be a good parent?

•Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life?

Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn''t mean your kid has to be as lame as you''re about to become. Which is why Barney has written this book.