Bonnie Burton is the founder of GRRL.com. She is a devoted blogger, both writing and reading them.

• Foreword About the Editors About the Artist Acknowledgments Introduction How to Use This Book Bling Bling Strategies For The New Economy Why George F. Will? Lube Warning Jon?s Wife Spare Us The Cutter Interview with Wil Wheaton of Wil Wheaton Dot Net 1999 Last Night At The Grocery Store Darth Vader Made Me Cry Alabama Hamilton Interview with Heather Armstrong of Dooce ?DID HE DO IT?? Romance Celebrity Interview with Choire Sicha of Choire Sicha Dot Com Known In The Gates Customers I Have Driven Out Of The Store Interview with Ali Davis of True Porn Clerk Stories Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers Interview with Uncle Bob Brad Pitt: Your Remakes Are Ready Kookoo for Coconuts You?ve Got Ringworm Interview with Mark Frauenfelder and Carla Sinclair of The Island Chronicles Lost In Translation A Smart Suit And A Kipper Tie, A Big Arrow Pointing To My Fly Dear Cranky Old Bitch After Spending Two Weeks At My Parents House Interview with Mrs. Kennedy of Fussy The Girl Who Cried Webmaster When Is A Reporter Not A Reporter? The Problem With Airplanes The Art Of Getting Away With It High Five Twenty-One Provocations Reflections?Artificial Sweetener Volvulus Democratic National Blog? Long Before I Blogged Logic When The Waiter Came I Saw U Red Hot And Blue Interview with Janet Feeney of Snarkcake Disasters Of The Natural Variety September 11, 2003 Business Cards Jury Duty Poll: 7/5 of Americans Don?t Bother To Do The Math Chatty Look On The Bright Side Junior Crime Dog How To Annoy Me Broken Hearts Clutching For Answers In Baghdad Interview with Christopher Allbritton of Back To Iraq Con Man I Don?t Know About Your Blog Fuctung The Gameshow Interview with Neil Forrester of NeilForrester Hester Prynne My Cred Is Intact Interview with Matthew Baldwin of Defective Yeti Celebrity Sightings From Antiquity My Beautiful Life? Not Exactly Drew?s Blog It?s All In The Packaging Interview with Matt Hinrichs of Scrubbles Close A Chair! A Chair! My Kingdom For A Chair! Cat Magnet Worthless Public Defenders Interview with Greg Apt of Public Defender Dude What Up, Boss Neighbor Hey! Parking Lot Blowjob Man! Letter From New York City?s President Things In The Past Week That Have Brought Me To Uncontrollable, Blubbering Tears Notes Toward A Constitution For Communal Beach Houses Appendix A Editor?s FAQ Appendix B Index of Contributors

Bonnie Burton is the founder of GRRL.com. She is a devoted blogger, both writing and reading them.

• Foreword About the Editors About the Artist Acknowledgments Introduction How to Use This Book Bling Bling Strategies For The New Economy Why George F. Will? Lube Warning Jon?s Wife Spare Us The Cutter Interview with Wil Wheaton of Wil Wheaton Dot Net 1999 Last Night At The Grocery Store Darth Vader Made Me Cry Alabama Hamilton Interview with Heather Armstrong of Dooce ?DID HE DO IT?? Romance Celebrity Interview with Choire Sicha of Choire Sicha Dot Com Known In The Gates Customers I Have Driven Out Of The Store Interview with Ali Davis of True Porn Clerk Stories Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers Interview with Uncle Bob Brad Pitt: Your Remakes Are Ready Kookoo for Coconuts You?ve Got Ringworm Interview with Mark Frauenfelder and Carla Sinclair of The Island Chronicles Lost In Translation A Smart Suit And A Kipper Tie, A Big Arrow Pointing To My Fly Dear Cranky Old Bitch After Spending Two Weeks At My Parents House Interview with Mrs. Kennedy of Fussy The Girl Who Cried Webmaster When Is A Reporter Not A Reporter? The Problem With Airplanes The Art Of Getting Away With It High Five Twenty-One Provocations Reflections?Artificial Sweetener Volvulus Democratic National Blog? Long Before I Blogged Logic When The Waiter Came I Saw U Red Hot And Blue Interview with Janet Feeney of Snarkcake Disasters Of The Natural Variety September 11, 2003 Business Cards Jury Duty Poll: 7/5 of Americans Don?t Bother To Do The Math Chatty Look On The Bright Side Junior Crime Dog How To Annoy Me Broken Hearts Clutching For Answers In Baghdad Interview with Christopher Allbritton of Back To Iraq Con Man I Don?t Know About Your Blog Fuctung The Gameshow Interview with Neil Forrester of NeilForrester Hester Prynne My Cred Is Intact Interview with Matthew Baldwin of Defective Yeti Celebrity Sightings From Antiquity My Beautiful Life? Not Exactly Drew?s Blog It?s All In The Packaging Interview with Matt Hinrichs of Scrubbles Close A Chair! A Chair! My Kingdom For A Chair! Cat Magnet Worthless Public Defenders Interview with Greg Apt of Public Defender Dude What Up, Boss Neighbor Hey! Parking Lot Blowjob Man! Letter From New York City?s President Things In The Past Week That Have Brought Me To Uncontrollable, Blubbering Tears Notes Toward A Constitution For Communal Beach Houses Appendix A Editor?s FAQ Appendix B Index of Contributors

Bonnie Burton is the founder of GRRL.com. She is a devoted blogger, both writing and reading them.

• Foreword About the Editors About the Artist Acknowledgments Introduction How to Use This Book Bling Bling Strategies For The New Economy Why George F. Will? Lube Warning Jon?s Wife Spare Us The Cutter Interview with Wil Wheaton of Wil Wheaton Dot Net 1999 Last Night At The Grocery Store Darth Vader Made Me Cry Alabama Hamilton Interview with Heather Armstrong of Dooce ?DID HE DO IT?? Romance Celebrity Interview with Choire Sicha of Choire Sicha Dot Com Known In The Gates Customers I Have Driven Out Of The Store Interview with Ali Davis of True Porn Clerk Stories Never Threaten to Eat Your Co-Workers Interview with Uncle Bob Brad Pitt: Your Remakes Are Ready Kookoo for Coconuts You?ve Got Ringworm Interview with Mark Frauenfelder and Carla Sinclair of The Island Chronicles Lost In Translation A Smart Suit And A Kipper Tie, A Big Arrow Pointing To My Fly Dear Cranky Old Bitch After Spending Two Weeks At My Parents House Interview with Mrs. Kennedy of Fussy The Girl Who Cried Webmaster When Is A Reporter Not A Reporter? The Problem With Airplanes The Art Of Getting Away With It High Five Twenty-One Provocations Reflections?Artificial Sweetener Volvulus Democratic National Blog? Long Before I Blogged Logic When The Waiter Came I Saw U Red Hot And Blue Interview with Janet Feeney of Snarkcake Disasters Of The Natural Variety September 11, 2003 Business Cards Jury Duty Poll: 7/5 of Americans Don?t Bother To Do The Math Chatty Look On The Bright Side Junior Crime Dog How To Annoy Me Broken Hearts Clutching For Answers In Baghdad Interview with Christopher Allbritton of Back To Iraq Con Man I Don?t Know About Your Blog Fuctung The Gameshow Interview with Neil Forrester of NeilForrester Hester Prynne My Cred Is Intact Interview with Matthew Baldwin of Defective Yeti Celebrity Sightings From Antiquity My Beautiful Life? Not Exactly Drew?s Blog It?s All In The Packaging Interview with Matt Hinrichs of Scrubbles Close A Chair! A Chair! My Kingdom For A Chair! Cat Magnet Worthless Public Defenders Interview with Greg Apt of Public Defender Dude What Up, Boss Neighbor Hey! Parking Lot Blowjob Man! Letter From New York City?s President Things In The Past Week That Have Brought Me To Uncontrollable, Blubbering Tears Notes Toward A Constitution For Communal Beach Houses Appendix A Editor?s FAQ Appendix B Index of Contributors