Hey, Usami here! Exciting news! We’re getting a new adviser for the art club! As much as I appreciate Koyama-sensei splitting his time between us and the newspaper club, it’ll be good to finally have our very own adviser. I wonder what she’s like. Koyama-sensei came up with this plan to surprise her on her first day, and it’s so good! I can’t wait to see her face! I just hope none of the other club members ruin the surprise. Speaking of those dummies, Cole-chan and Prez have been on my back ever since Uchimaki received that love letter—and no, it wasn’t from me... Why’s he so popular? Ugh. I feel like if I leave him alone for one second, I’m going to find him with another girl in the clubroom. Just kidding! He’s a 2D freak, so that wouldn’t happen...right? Right???