Beautiful and brilliant sorcerer girls just can''t have nice things, huh? All I wanted to do was swipe a little bit of bandit treasure. Now suddenly I''m being chased around by icky trolls, nasty demons, mean mummies, and brooding golem bad boys. And for what? A tiny little artifact that can bring about the end of the world? Hah! I''ll show them there''s a reason you don''t cross Lina Inverse...

Beautiful and brilliant sorcerer girls just can''t have nice things, huh? All I wanted to do was swipe a little bit of bandit treasure. Now suddenly I''m being chased around by icky trolls, nasty demons, mean mummies, and brooding golem bad boys. And for what? A tiny little artifact that can bring about the end of the world? Hah! I''ll show them there''s a reason you don''t cross Lina Inverse...