Corporate Speak

One day you''re staring out the window of your office - actually, you''re staring out the window across the room of cubicles you sit in for nearly 60 hours per week - when your boss pops his fat head in to tell you to "think outside the box" on this project he''s dumping on your lap. What the actual hell does that even mean? "Think outside the box"? You live and work in a box, surrounded by boxes and now you need to think the opposite of the very way you live your life every single day?

Corporate Speak is a humorous take on common workplace phrases and idioms because if you''ve ever worked in any sort of office environment, you want to laugh as much as you can so you don''t end up crying.