Unhelpful Life Advice from Grump the Gargoyle

Meet Grump the Gargoyle—centuries old, whiskey-loving, and utterly unimpressed with humanity's nonsense.From his perch atop his author's desk, Grump fields life's most ridiculous questions: relationship woes, creative crises, and whether gnomes can be trusted (spoiler: no). His answers? Honest, unfiltered, and about as comforting as sandpaper—but somehow exactly what you needed to hear.For readers who enjoy humor, sarcasm, and a touch of stone-cold wisdom, Unhelpful Life Advice from Grump the Gargoyle delivers all three—plus a few chips off the old block.