Australia’s best-selling author’s favourite wisecracks, tall tales and rib-ticklers.

Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, ''There''s a hell of a lot of steps here.'' The second drunk says, ''I''ll tell you what''s worse, this hand rail is low down.’

Peter FitzSimons has collected the biggest, bestest, funniest, downright groan-inducing,rib-ticklers, one-liners, knock-knocks, shaggy dog stories and limericks and collated them into the ultimate book of jokes.