World's Stupidest Instructions

This whacky and hilarious collection of instructions from all over the world is the perfect pick-me-up.(On a packet of peanuts): May contain nuts(On a packet of nails): Do not swallow(On a bottle of water): Do not put top in mouth(On a snack wrapper): Remove plastic before eating(On a microwave): Do not use for drying petsManufacturers from Turin to Tokyo seem truly concerned that we wouldn’t know their products may be hot after heating; that we should not place fireworks in our mouths; or that we should really not use a hairdryer while showering. And please remember, your new toaster should not be used underwater.Featuring over 100 of the stupidest safety warnings, silliest instructions, most ridiculous warning labels, and most hilarious product manuals, this book is perfect for anyone who has ever attempted to swallow a mattress or forgotten to remove clothes before ironing them. For the rest of us, it is a collection of the funniest and honestly quite concerning instructions that will have you flabbergasted and wanting more in equal measures.These copywriting giggles and bizarre laugh out loud humour makes this the perfect gift for Father’s Day, as a silly stocking filler or just as a gift to make someone chuckle.Also available:World’s Stupidest Signs (9781807710491)