I Rest My Case

The third book in the bestselling and hilarious series of ‘ Am I Alone . . . ?’ booksFrom bin Laden to Pippa Middleton’ s bottom, and from riots to Rebekah Wade, Telegraph readers offer their maverick and hilarious take on the year’ s events, in the letters the paper didn’ t publish, because they were just too off-the-wall, too outrageous, or too waggish for an august Letters page. The first two volumes of unpublished letters to the Daily Telegraph, Am I Alone in Thinking? and I Could Go On . . . have both been Christmas bestsellers, and sold well in excess of 100,000 copies. Once again, it will be an essential Christmas present to give or to receive. SIR - A question for your male readers: which would you rather be invited to – the Royal wedding, or one of Silvio Berlusconi’ s bunga bunga parties?SIR - All these years I have lived under the impression that Middleton Bottom was a rural west-country village.SIR - It is a pity Osama bin Laden was not taken alive. He could have been sentenced to go through airport security for the rest of his life.SIR - May I suggest that if the police are to use water cannon to disperse rioting students, they include some soap in the tank? SIR - Is a super-injunction the morning-after pill for celebrities?