"The Christmas Monologues" -- Christmas! What a wonderful time of year! You have got your carols, your Christmas trees, your tinsel, your family gatherings, your rigid timetables, your geriatric relations alone in their hospice; you've got diseased turkey on the bone, lascivious elves, your revengeful tree decorators, your stringent religious practices, and your sweatshop made Christmas crackers...The Christmas Monologues are a series of stories dealing with the dark and macabre of a holiday we all cherish. An hilarious expose of undercooked festive underbelly. . . (1 male, 7 female). "Sit On It" -- set entirely in the loos of a trendy night-club, no-holds-barred writing at its best. Through and through a comedy -- a sharp-witted expose of one of the most sacred rituals of female bonding; a knickers-wetting revisit of all the most embarrassing episodes ever experienced in the ladies. (2 male, 11 female).