In these 23 darkly comic short stories, Nathan Leslie portrays self-appointedd cops, shoplifting teens, gym rats, praformers, polyamorous gamers, Bob-obsessed friend-collectors, hug phobics, online talkers, dinosaur erotica writing gurus, and self-medicting placenta eaters. Within these pages ou will discover the pressing need to Hurry Up and Relax!

In these 23 darkly comic short stories, Nathan Leslie portrays self-appointedd cops, shoplifting teens, gym rats, praformers, polyamorous gamers, Bob-obsessed friend-collectors, hug phobics, online talkers, dinosaur erotica writing gurus, and self-medicting placenta eaters. Within these pages ou will discover the pressing need to Hurry Up and Relax!

In these 23 darkly comic short stories, Nathan Leslie portrays self-appointedd cops, shoplifting teens, gym rats, praformers, polyamorous gamers, Bob-obsessed friend-collectors, hug phobics, online talkers, dinosaur erotica writing gurus, and self-medicting placenta eaters. Within these pages ou will discover the pressing need to Hurry Up and Relax!