Very Ineffective Haunted House

Jeff Burk is an American author and editor of Bizarro and horror fiction, currently living in Portland, Oregon. His writing is characterized by the use of humor mixed with extreme violence and gore.

"If Chuck Klosterman raised a child on Jack Kerouac, Star Trek and comic books, that kid would be Jeff Burk. Original stuff that is sure to turn heads for fans of any literary genres."-MC Lars"Jeff Burk writes some awesome shit. Just read it."-Carlton Mellick III “Jeff Burk watches too much TV.”-Chester Knebel, head animator for SUPERJAIL Season 1