More of Moonie World

Robert E. Bob and Princess Lubachenka are back in their whacky broadcast mode with the second bunch of Moonie World tales that will have you gasping for breath between mouthfuls.

Did no-one ever tell you it is a bad idea to read and eat at the same time?

For one thing, there is the risk of choking because you forgot to finish chewing; for another, there is the risk that you have divided your concentration so that you may miss the odd subtle bit; not in your mouth; on the page Homer; or in your mouth; sometimes food can be subtle; depends what you put in your sandwich; but the main thing is, don''t blame us if you die from choking because you started laughing with your mouth full.

You could a bit, and we would even take that as a compliment, but you would be dead.

Be warned.

Mr. Bob and Princess Lubachenka recommend that these stories are read by adults to

children, using some form of percussion.