American Standard

Vincent Flowers was living a seemingly perfect life with his loving wife Allie, working mundane corporate jobs, until two events spin his world out of control - a suicidal stranger nearly kills Vincent and Allie becomes pregnant. Vincent is now facing an uphill battle as he attempts to climb the corporate ladder and meet the new standards placed upon him, in this hysterically funny novel about a man's journey to find a "e;normal"e; life that is anything but. If you love novels with wit, humor, and the absurdities of life, then you will love Vincent Flowers' struggle to find his place in the world.