Hello there, friend. Been here before? Then welcome back. First time? Well, that''s fine too. Make sure not to step in anything juicy, and whatever you do, don''t feed the local wildlife. We take no responsibility for your safety here.

Crazy Uncle Matt has returned with eleven more tales of back roads menace, otherworldly swashbuckling mayhem,

a couple more ill-fated visits to church, and even a trip to Outer Space!

Welcome to the carnival, folks. As always, don''t get lost unless that''s what you came here to do.

Hello there, friend. Been here before? Then welcome back. First time? Well, that''s fine too. Make sure not to step in anything juicy, and whatever you do, don''t feed the local wildlife. We take no responsibility for your safety here.

Crazy Uncle Matt has returned with eleven more tales of back roads menace, otherworldly swashbuckling mayhem,

a couple more ill-fated visits to church, and even a trip to Outer Space!

Welcome to the carnival, folks. As always, don''t get lost unless that''s what you came here to do.

Hello there, friend. Been here before? Then welcome back. First time? Well, that''s fine too. Make sure not to step in anything juicy, and whatever you do, don''t feed the local wildlife. We take no responsibility for your safety here.

Crazy Uncle Matt has returned with eleven more tales of back roads menace, otherworldly swashbuckling mayhem,

a couple more ill-fated visits to church, and even a trip to Outer Space!

Welcome to the carnival, folks. As always, don''t get lost unless that''s what you came here to do.