Scamming the local perverts out of their social security checks inside of Reuben "the Prince-of-Porn" Sturman''s Paris Adult Theater; learning everything there is to know about wholesale drug dealing from two of the biggest street pharmacists in the city; getting mixed up with gay motorcycle gangs or attempted murders out on Lake Erie; and experiencing every puppy-love whore-crush in between-there really were a lot of Drugs and Other Things to Do in Cleveland during the 1980s!

Scamming the local perverts out of their social security checks inside of Reuben "the Prince-of-Porn" Sturman''s Paris Adult Theater; learning everything there is to know about wholesale drug dealing from two of the biggest street pharmacists in the city; getting mixed up with gay motorcycle gangs or attempted murders out on Lake Erie; and experiencing every puppy-love whore-crush in between-there really were a lot of Drugs and Other Things to Do in Cleveland during the 1980s!