History books lie.Not about the dates. Not about the battles. They lie about the people.Albert Einstein did not fail math. He was a patent clerk who hid sausages in his colleagues' coat pockets and walked around barefoot because he hated socks. Cleopatra was not a breathtaking beauty who seduced Rome with her looks; she was a polyglot scholar who smuggled herself past palace guards in a sack of dirty laundry and wrote economic policy in ancient Greek. Napoleon was not short. Shakespeare was not poor. Isaac Newton threatened to burn his mother and stepfather alive when he was six years old.The Hilarity of History is a full-scale investigation by the Department of Historical Corrections. Across twenty chapters and fourteen departments, this book drags history's marble statues back into the messy, ridiculous, magnificent light of reality. Meet Nikola Tesla, who fell in love with a pigeon and tried to pay a hotel bill with an imaginary death ray. Meet Harriet Tubman, who led armed military raids while suffering from narcolepsy. Meet Mark Twain, who invented the bra strap, turned down the telephone, and went bankrupt on a typesetting machine. Meet Marie Curie, whose notebooks are still so radioactive they will be locked in lead boxes until the year 3500.Every myth debunked herein has been verified against primary sources, scholarly biographies, and archaeological evidence. There are no time-traveling jokesters. No whoopee cushions. No smartphones in ancient Egypt. The humor is drawn entirely from the documented, sometimes terrifying, often heartbreaking, and genuinely hilarious behavior of real human beings.History is not a dusty pile of dates. It is a collection of bizarre, brilliant, deeply flawed people who happened to change the world while also forgetting their socks, setting theaters on fire, carrying radioactive material in their pockets, and making spreadsheets to decide whether to get married.The truth is already strange enough. It does not need our help to be interesting.Welcome to the Department of Historical Corrections.

History books lie.Not about the dates. Not about the battles. They lie about the people.Albert Einstein did not fail math. He was a patent clerk who hid sausages in his colleagues' coat pockets and walked around barefoot because he hated socks. Cleopatra was not a breathtaking beauty who seduced Rome with her looks; she was a polyglot scholar who smuggled herself past palace guards in a sack of dirty laundry and wrote economic policy in ancient Greek. Napoleon was not short. Shakespeare was not poor. Isaac Newton threatened to burn his mother and stepfather alive when he was six years old.The Hilarity of History is a full-scale investigation by the Department of Historical Corrections. Across twenty chapters and fourteen departments, this book drags history's marble statues back into the messy, ridiculous, magnificent light of reality. Meet Nikola Tesla, who fell in love with a pigeon and tried to pay a hotel bill with an imaginary death ray. Meet Harriet Tubman, who led armed military raids while suffering from narcolepsy. Meet Mark Twain, who invented the bra strap, turned down the telephone, and went bankrupt on a typesetting machine. Meet Marie Curie, whose notebooks are still so radioactive they will be locked in lead boxes until the year 3500.Every myth debunked herein has been verified against primary sources, scholarly biographies, and archaeological evidence. There are no time-traveling jokesters. No whoopee cushions. No smartphones in ancient Egypt. The humor is drawn entirely from the documented, sometimes terrifying, often heartbreaking, and genuinely hilarious behavior of real human beings.History is not a dusty pile of dates. It is a collection of bizarre, brilliant, deeply flawed people who happened to change the world while also forgetting their socks, setting theaters on fire, carrying radioactive material in their pockets, and making spreadsheets to decide whether to get married.The truth is already strange enough. It does not need our help to be interesting.Welcome to the Department of Historical Corrections.

History books lie.Not about the dates. Not about the battles. They lie about the people.Albert Einstein did not fail math. He was a patent clerk who hid sausages in his colleagues' coat pockets and walked around barefoot because he hated socks. Cleopatra was not a breathtaking beauty who seduced Rome with her looks; she was a polyglot scholar who smuggled herself past palace guards in a sack of dirty laundry and wrote economic policy in ancient Greek. Napoleon was not short. Shakespeare was not poor. Isaac Newton threatened to burn his mother and stepfather alive when he was six years old.The Hilarity of History is a full-scale investigation by the Department of Historical Corrections. Across twenty chapters and fourteen departments, this book drags history's marble statues back into the messy, ridiculous, magnificent light of reality. Meet Nikola Tesla, who fell in love with a pigeon and tried to pay a hotel bill with an imaginary death ray. Meet Harriet Tubman, who led armed military raids while suffering from narcolepsy. Meet Mark Twain, who invented the bra strap, turned down the telephone, and went bankrupt on a typesetting machine. Meet Marie Curie, whose notebooks are still so radioactive they will be locked in lead boxes until the year 3500.Every myth debunked herein has been verified against primary sources, scholarly biographies, and archaeological evidence. There are no time-traveling jokesters. No whoopee cushions. No smartphones in ancient Egypt. The humor is drawn entirely from the documented, sometimes terrifying, often heartbreaking, and genuinely hilarious behavior of real human beings.History is not a dusty pile of dates. It is a collection of bizarre, brilliant, deeply flawed people who happened to change the world while also forgetting their socks, setting theaters on fire, carrying radioactive material in their pockets, and making spreadsheets to decide whether to get married.The truth is already strange enough. It does not need our help to be interesting.Welcome to the Department of Historical Corrections.