misadventures of Ssarok, an alien warlord on Earth

Ssarok, a violent warlord, conquered his own planet, Vexria, a world where might makes right. He was bored after becoming the ruler and literally seeking a new world to conquer, he traveled to Earth, a planet previously visited by one of his ancestors, who'd returned with a a copy of "e;The Complete Works of William Shakespeare."e; Ssarok, fascinated with the Bard, looked forward to thigh adventure on Earth, however the world had changed since the days of Shakespeare. Instead of Lords and Ladies, Ssarok found a world filled with fragmented governments, crime, television, social media, protests, vigilantes, and lawyers. Lots of lawyers. And rules, lots of rules thar Ssarok didn't know or understand. What's a vicious warlord got to do to survive? Well, for one thing, he needs a good dog and time to learn how to use the rules to his advantage.