Memo to my boss: I knocked up your sister...Surprise! You're an uncle!...I quit and I'm going into witness protection.Look, you don't need to tell me I'm making the mistake of a lifetime.I'm not only breaking bro-code but I'm setting myself up to be fired or even castrated.I never planned on falling for my best friend's sister.A man can only take so much sweet, delicious temptation and Valerie Windsor is my kryptonite.They say there's a fine line between love and hate, and the only thing she seems to love more than hating me—is making me suffer.Two can play at that game.I tortured her, made ridiculous demands, threw her desk out into the hallway.I even fired her…TWICE.But the moment we touched…it was like gasoline on a fire.Keeping our hookups a secret wasn't hard.Hell, it was even exciting.Her forbidden fruit tasted that much sweeter.Keeping my feelings a secret, however, isn't so easy.Not to mention hiding the fact that my boss… Is about to be an uncle.

Memo to my boss: I knocked up your sister...Surprise! You're an uncle!...I quit and I'm going into witness protection.Look, you don't need to tell me I'm making the mistake of a lifetime.I'm not only breaking bro-code but I'm setting myself up to be fired or even castrated.I never planned on falling for my best friend's sister.A man can only take so much sweet, delicious temptation and Valerie Windsor is my kryptonite.They say there's a fine line between love and hate, and the only thing she seems to love more than hating me—is making me suffer.Two can play at that game.I tortured her, made ridiculous demands, threw her desk out into the hallway.I even fired her…TWICE.But the moment we touched…it was like gasoline on a fire.Keeping our hookups a secret wasn't hard.Hell, it was even exciting.Her forbidden fruit tasted that much sweeter.Keeping my feelings a secret, however, isn't so easy.Not to mention hiding the fact that my boss… Is about to be an uncle.

Memo to my boss: I knocked up your sister...Surprise! You're an uncle!...I quit and I'm going into witness protection.Look, you don't need to tell me I'm making the mistake of a lifetime.I'm not only breaking bro-code but I'm setting myself up to be fired or even castrated.I never planned on falling for my best friend's sister.A man can only take so much sweet, delicious temptation and Valerie Windsor is my kryptonite.They say there's a fine line between love and hate, and the only thing she seems to love more than hating me—is making me suffer.Two can play at that game.I tortured her, made ridiculous demands, threw her desk out into the hallway.I even fired her…TWICE.But the moment we touched…it was like gasoline on a fire.Keeping our hookups a secret wasn't hard.Hell, it was even exciting.Her forbidden fruit tasted that much sweeter.Keeping my feelings a secret, however, isn't so easy.Not to mention hiding the fact that my boss… Is about to be an uncle.