Pregnant B**ch

There she was, standing outside my apartment door — my buddy's b**ch of an ex-girlfriend. She was pissed. And MAJORLY PREGNANT...Liz was the sort of stuck-up, entitled girl that I despised. I'd run into her a few times at parties in college, and each encounter left me wanting to gag. So when one of my best friends, Jeff, began dating her, I knew nothing good would come of it.Boy was I right.Liz was knocked up less than a year later. Only, as it turns out, Jeff wasn't the father. And when he moved out of the country to get away from Liz's drama,  I somehow became the middle man in a battle between an extremely pregnant ex-girlfriend and a buddy who wanted nothing to do with her.As if that wasn't enough, I was starting to develop a major attraction for a girl I couldn't stand.At least I thought I couldn't...