Two Old Ladies Solve Very Silly Murders

TWO OLD LADIES SOLVE SILLY MURDERSExhausted with their heavy bags after shopping in very hot weather, two friends were grateful to see the village charabanc bus parked at the terminal.Whilst recovering their breath after they'd sat one in front of the other, they began to chatter about this and that, until Doris said to Elsie. 'O lor, Elsie, would you look at his nose.'From that, and from the stupid conversation that followed, they'd finally agreed that the bus driver and his mate could be the murderers of many old dears that the police were looking for.What happens next, is too bizarre and stupid to tell. So It needs to be read.