Dragon God Who Hilariously Rewrote Destiny

When the universe ordered a terrifying warlord of the sky... it accidentally received a dragon who bakes pastries and conjures philosophical fish.Meet Aurelin. He is a majestic, stormy-indigo dragon of the Azure Flame Clan. There's just one tiny problem: he doesn't breathe fire.Instead, when he tries to summon the ancient, world-shaking rage of his ancestors, he produces a gentle pop, a puff of lavender smoke, and an opinionated, glowing purple fish named Fizzwick who speaks like a stressed-out municipal bureaucrat. Unceremoniously exiled from his caldera for being a "e;defective class"e; dragon, Aurelin's quiet life of failure is instantly upended when a gorgeous, hyper-competent lunar princess literal-crash-lands into his mountain.Princess Seralith is on an official celestial recovery mission to find a missing star before the lunar lattice collapses. Unfortunately, Aurelin's unauthorized, reality-bending "e;creation syntax"e; didn't just break his own bloodline—it accidentally started rewriting the geography of the entire continent. Now, tracked by a rigid, humorless cosmic bureaucrat named Lord Veyron who wants to flatten the universe into a boring grey spreadsheet, this mismatched pair must cross a world of shifting maps, sarcastic fauna, and living riddles.As Seralith and Aurelin navigate high-stakes magical trials (and accidental high teas with terrifying obsidian monsters), an undeniable, fiery chemistry sparks between the uptight celestial princess and the sweet, giant-hearted dragon who just wants things to be a little less predictable.Can an un-auditable disaster of a dragon and a rule-abiding princess save existence from total standardization? Or will the universe finally be filed under Closed?Why Readers Will Fall in Love with This Book:Hilarious Found Family: Featuring Fizzwick the temporal fish and Glimmer the tiny, sword-wielding tree fae.Low-Angst, High-Laughs Romance: A delightful "e;sunshine dragon meets grumpy princess"e; dynamic brimming with sparkling banter.Cozy & Creative Magic: A world where logic meets absolute whimsy, complete with tea services, marshmallow avalanches, and existential dread cured by baked goods.Buy Now and LOL till the end.