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Book 2 of The Skyfold Academy Series Elias Hartwell returns in a world where alarm clocks dissolve into cinnamon-scented vapor and the very stones of Skyfold Academy hum with hidden life. When Elias inadvertently repairs a cracked pocket watch, he unlocks a secret connection to the Founder's Passages left behind by the legendary archmage Valerius. Suddenly thrust into a role he never asked for, Elias finds himself chosen as a "e;keeper"e; of the academy's ancient memories and structural secrets.Alongside his brilliant, map-reading companion Celeste and their loyal, biscuit-carrying friend Kaelen, Elias begins uncovering the deep patterns embedded within the school's foundations. However, this newfound legacy brings dangerous attention, as mysterious tracking devices and hidden probes reveal that someone is actively mapping and manipulating the academy's fragile seams. As structural hinges strain and the core machinery stutters, the trio must race against time to unmask the threat before the school unravels.Under the sharp, pragmatic mentorship of Professor Maren and the watchful eyes of Professor Halloway and Mistress Liora, Elias learns that mastering magic requires profound restraint rather than raw control. Navigating faculty politics and hidden sabotage, he must decode the language of the ticking heart machine at the academy's core and help establish a new, transparent watch. Together with a cautious network of allies, they fight to ensure that power never becomes a leash.Bursting with magical mechanics, secret archives, high-stakes academic intrigue, and rich, immersive world-building, Skyfold Academy: Mending the World is a breathtaking continuation of the series. Experience a spellbinding journey where true strength comes from listening, learning, and healing the world around you. Download your copy today and step through the stone archways into a magical adventure you won't want to leave!

When the universe ordered a terrifying warlord of the sky... it accidentally received a dragon who bakes pastries and conjures philosophical fish.Meet Aurelin. He is a majestic, stormy-indigo dragon of the Azure Flame Clan. There's just one tiny problem: he doesn't breathe fire.Instead, when he tries to summon the ancient, world-shaking rage of his ancestors, he produces a gentle pop, a puff of lavender smoke, and an opinionated, glowing purple fish named Fizzwick who speaks like a stressed-out municipal bureaucrat. Unceremoniously exiled from his caldera for being a "e;defective class"e; dragon, Aurelin's quiet life of failure is instantly upended when a gorgeous, hyper-competent lunar princess literal-crash-lands into his mountain.Princess Seralith is on an official celestial recovery mission to find a missing star before the lunar lattice collapses. Unfortunately, Aurelin's unauthorized, reality-bending "e;creation syntax"e; didn't just break his own bloodline—it accidentally started rewriting the geography of the entire continent. Now, tracked by a rigid, humorless cosmic bureaucrat named Lord Veyron who wants to flatten the universe into a boring grey spreadsheet, this mismatched pair must cross a world of shifting maps, sarcastic fauna, and living riddles.As Seralith and Aurelin navigate high-stakes magical trials (and accidental high teas with terrifying obsidian monsters), an undeniable, fiery chemistry sparks between the uptight celestial princess and the sweet, giant-hearted dragon who just wants things to be a little less predictable.Can an un-auditable disaster of a dragon and a rule-abiding princess save existence from total standardization? Or will the universe finally be filed under Closed?Why Readers Will Fall in Love with This Book:Hilarious Found Family: Featuring Fizzwick the temporal fish and Glimmer the tiny, sword-wielding tree fae.Low-Angst, High-Laughs Romance: A delightful "e;sunshine dragon meets grumpy princess"e; dynamic brimming with sparkling banter.Cozy & Creative Magic: A world where logic meets absolute whimsy, complete with tea services, marshmallow avalanches, and existential dread cured by baked goods.Buy Now and LOL till the end.

New and Updated Longer Version. Nine Tails and No Common Sense is a sharp, funny celestial‑romance comedy where an overworked accountant accidentally audits Heaven, files a divine scroll, and ends up partnered with a nine‑tailed fox spirit who has far too much charm and absolutely no common sense. Bureaucracy, magic, and slow‑burn chaos collide as they uncover karmic secrets, outwit dragons, and negotiate cosmic paperwork—with their hearts on the line.

Are your living room walls stubbornly meeting at ninety-degree angles? Does gravity insist on pulling you toward the floor instead of the ceiling? How dreadfully pedestrian.Welcome to Aetherius Academy, where non-Euclidean architecture isn't just an aesthetic choice—it's an extreme sport. Perched over the churning Pacific surf, this prestigious university is anchored by seven metaphysical pins, three centuries of institutional spite, and a campus layout that treats three-dimensional space as an unbonded municipal suggestion.Enter Silas Vance: a working-class Master Joiner with soot on his jaw, a six-inch whalebone folding bone in his pocket, and a profound disrespect for the laws of physics. Silas doesn't need magic wands. If a hallway is too long, he folds it. If a stone wall is falling down, he tucks it into a pocket dimension like an unruly napkin.Enter Rory Sol: Senior Wrangler of Chrono-Causality, master of temporal baselines, and a woman who can calculate the exact trajectory of an exploding radiator while delivering an eighty-four-decibel administrative reprimand.When a corrupt corporate syndicate arrives with diamond core-drills to flatten the school's non-linear foundations for profit, the campus throws a historic tantrum. Silas and Rory are forced into a chaotic joint custody of reality itself, tasked with saving an eight-thousand-ton stone monstrosity from sliding into the sea.Included in this semester's curriculum:Industrial Exorcism: Reprogramming seven-foot Victorian clockwork crabs that consider architectural curves a personal insult.Bureaucratic Diplomacy: Bargaining for coal with an emerald iguana Dean whose teapot arm vents boiling peppermint steam when the budget doesn't balance.Tectonic Origami: Holding back forty atmospheres of pressurized ocean water using industrial kraft paper, boiled mutton tallow, and sheer stubbornness.The Fine Print: Uncovering the horrifying footnote in the 1844 campus charter revealing that the school wasn't built as an academy at all—it was built as a lid to keep a colossal, mechanical continent trapped under the Pacific.If you enjoy fast-paced competence-porn, witty academic rivalries, and catastrophic engineering disasters solved with power tools and mathematical fury, Aetherius Academy is your next obsessive read.Put on your leather apron, double-check your plumb-bob, and step inside. Just mind the floorboards—they're breathing with the tide.

Stop swiping right on strangers! We all know that standard dating is a wretched landscape of disappointing coffee dates, ghosting, and realizing too late that their profile picture was taken during a previous administration. The world is full of people who just don't get you. They leave the toilet seat up, they don't appreciate your highly nuanced opinion on artisanal mustard, and frankly, none of them are as attractive or intelligent as you are.It's time to stop settling. It's time for the ultimate upgrade in romance. Why date a stranger when you can date perfection?Lyra Hartwell proudly presents the definitive guide to peak existential efficiency in her groundbreaking fantasy novel, My Boyfriend is an Alternate Version of Me.This is not just a book; it is a manifesto for the discerning narcissist and the quantumly curious. Imagine followng a protagonist who, tired of the pedestrian dating pool, looked deep into a swirling, magical portal of orange and blue energy (which, by the way, is much cheaper than therapy) and saw the only entity in the entire multiverse truly worthy of their affection: themselves. But, you know, slightly different. Perhaps they have a mustache. Maybe they own a jetpack. The details are trivial; the perfection is absolute.Within these pages, you will experience the thrilling, head-scratching, and utterly absurd realities of initiating a relationship with your own genetic double. My Boyfriend is an Alternate Version of Me explores the profound logistical questions that standard romance ignores. Questions like:Whose turn is it to occupy the primary dimension on Tuesdays?Is it technically incest if we share DNA, or is it just the ultimate form of self-care?Arguing about who gets to wear the favorite sweater is easy when you both owned it simultaneously before the merge!How do you handle the shocking realization that, even when dating yourself, you can still find ways to be deeply annoying?This is the peak of romance. It is the ultimate merger. Forget "e;two becoming one."e; This is one becoming two, then those two becoming a slightly-too-crowded-but-incredibly-attractive single unit. It is incest-adjacent, scientifically validated quantum love, and it is going to revolutionize how you look at the person in the mirror (specifically, you'll start wondering if they are single).Do not wait until your reality cascadingly collapses. Somewhere in a parallel timeline, another version of you is already reading this book and having a much, much better time than you are. Don't let that other you win. Buy My Boyfriend is an Alternate Version of Me by Lyra Hartwell today, and take the first step toward the only relationship that actually matters: the one with the you from Dimension Z.

She wanted a promotion; she got an apocalypse instead. Welcome to life with a celestial stalker who can't make toast.Mable Thorne's life is perfectly organized, right down to the color-coded spreadsheets on her desk. Or it was, until a breathtakingly handsome, six-winged "e;guardian angel"e; named Zant literally crashed through her ceiling. Zant is powerful, ancient, and utterly committed to protecting Mable from... well, everything. Unfortunately, his definition of "e;protection"e; involves smiting her toaster for burning her bagel and filling her living room with sentient, judgmental storm clouds. He's supposed to be her divine safeguard, but this chaotic celestial being is proving to be an absolute menace to her sanity.Living with Zant is a high-stakes exercise in magical mishaps and forced proximity. While he tries (and fails) to understand the nuances of modern appliances, Mable is trying to understand the strange, warm flutter in her chest every time he looks at her with those unnerving violet eyes. He views humanity as a baffling species to be micromanaged; she's beginning to see him as the most infuriatingly charming disaster she's ever encountered. It's a grumpy-sunshine dynamic taken to cosmic extremes, where every day is a test of whether they'll survive the latest angelic audit or kiss each other senseless.My Guardian Angel Is an Absolute Menace is a laugh-out-loud, steamy romantic comedy that perfectly blends witty contemporary fiction with whimsical fantasy. If you love opposites-attract tropes, magical realism, and love stories that are as hilarious as they are heartwarming, grab your copy of Lyra Hartwell's newest laugh-out-loud fiction today. It's time to find out what happens when your divine intervention needs an intervention of its own.

Welcome to the Meridian Observatory: where the coffee is temporal, the zoning permits are intergalactic, and the laws of physics are treated as polite suggestions.Dr. Maya Vance thought she was taking a straightforward, quiet gig managing a remote observatory nestled in the picturesque Willamette Valley. She certainly didn't plan on inheriting a broken-down facility retrofitted with bootlegged alien technology, a coffee maker that regularly previews breakfast items from next Thursday, or an exasperated human administrator who runs his life entirely through color-coded binders and existential dread.Enter Aethon: an elite alien scout-cartographer who spent three centuries mapping the outer spiral arms of the galaxy, only to crash-land on a wet Pacific Northwest ridge and decide that charting distant stars pales in comparison to watching Maya argue with rogue kitchen appliances.Together, alongside a tech-support specialist who treats reality like an open-source sandbox, this mismatched crew has to dodge unannounced audits from the Central Interdimensional Bureau of Standardization, survive gravity-defying morning brews, and figure out how to balance an interstellar ledger without accidentally turning the Big Dipper upside down.Filled with sharp wit, slow-burn romantic tension, high-concept cosmic absurdity, and just enough caffeine to keep the universe from collapsing into itself, Starbound Hearts: The Logic of Comets is a laugh-out-loud, heartwarming sci-fi comedy about finding your anchor in a universe that refuses to sit still.Grab your mug, secure your floorboards, and discover why the best anomalies are the ones you never saw coming.

When Seren Voss, the healer who cannot burn, is summoned to the Embervast Palace, she expects a medical mystery — not a political powder keg. Servants are falling ill with a strange fire‑sickness no physician can cure, and the palace's strict protocols hint at secrets far more dangerous than fever.At the center of it all stands Prince Caelan Ashveil — the fire‑blooded heir whose touch can scorch stone, whose presence warps the air, and whose curse has isolated him from the world since childhood. Seren's immunity to magic makes her the only person who can stand near him without fear… and the only one who can see the truth behind the empire's carefully controlled narrative.But the Ashen Prophecy warns that when the fire‑cursed heir touches the unburnable one, the world will either heal or break — and the choice is not his.As Seren navigates a palace built on ash, protocol, and fear, she uncovers conspiracies buried beneath centuries of silence: a fire‑spirit bound to a bloodline, a council willing to sacrifice anything to maintain control, and a prince whose loneliness burns hotter than his curse. When an assassination attempt shakes the Solstice Feast, Seren must decide whether her immunity is a gift, a weapon, or the key to a prophecy the empire has tried desperately to forget.In a world where magic scorches, politics suffocates, and prophecy binds, Seren and Caelan must learn whether fire can be taught to stay — or whether it will consume everything they love.A slow‑burn fantasy romance filled with court intrigue, elemental magic, forbidden touch, and a prince who has never known gentleness until now.Perfect for readers who love:• Touch‑starved, cursed princes• Healers with quiet strength• Palace intrigue and political tension• Prophecy‑driven destiny• Slow‑burn intimacy with high emotional stakes• Magic systems tied to emotion and bloodline

Marrow's End has never been a normal town, but lately it's behaving like a cosmic sitcom with no director and far too much butter. At The Daily Crust bakery, Amarin Thorne and Caelum are just trying to keep the ovens warm and the pastries non‑sentient, but the universe has other plans. Between opinionated tables, rebellious coffee pots, and a sourdough starter that has begun quoting philosophers, the bakery is once again the center of celestial chaos—and business is booming in all the wrong dimensions.When timelines start scheduling events without permission and enchanted pastries develop unexpected side effects, Amarin and Caelum find themselves juggling cosmic audits, metaphysical mishaps, and the occasional knight who falls out of a broom closet. Inspector Rowan Pike is thrilled to issue citations for every anomaly, Mrs. Dalloway refuses to tolerate temporal nonsense before breakfast, and Barnaby the sourdough starter continues his slow march toward becoming the town's most dramatic intellectual.As the soul‑bonded pair navigate spontaneous picnics, anti‑gravity scones, and bureaucrats who take pastry crimes far too seriously, they discover that balancing the cosmos is surprisingly similar to running a bakery: messy, unpredictable, and full of unexpected explosions. But through every absurd twist, their bond hums stronger, grounding the town even when reality tries to reinvent itself between batches of cinnamon buns.Packed with humor, heart, and magical bakery disasters, The Celestial Who Fell for the Wrong Soul: Book 4 delivers another warm, chaotic adventure in Marrow's End. Perfect for readers who love romantic absurdity, cosmic shenanigans, and pastries with questionable metaphysical properties, this installment proves once again that destiny tastes best with butter.

Get Ready for the Most Unhinged, Gravitationally Defiant Rom-Com in the Multiverse!Are your current reads lacking flying mahogany furniture, existential red tape, and sentient kitchen appliances? Look no further!Quantum Entanglement of the Heart Book 2: The Cosmic Audit of Eternal Affection is here to prove that opposites don't just attract—they cause catastrophic, glorious interdimensional incidents.Why You'll Love It:The Ultimate Opposites-Attract Match: He's a buttoned-up physics professor who lives by logic; she's a free spirit who accidentally bends the laws of probability when she opens a laundry basket. Together, they're an absolute hazard to the space-time continuum.High-Stakes Bureaucratic Drama: Forget standard romance villains—our couple is up against interdimensional auditors flying around in mahogany filing cabinets, armed with beams designed to turn love into low-entropy paperclips.Unforgettable Supporting Cast: Includes Bean-E, a high-end espresso machine that gained self-awareness purely from the sheer force of Arthur and Penelope's chaotic affection.Pure Cozy Comedy: Packed with witty banter, cosmic ridiculousness, and heart-melting romance, this book is the ultimate escape for anyone who likes their love stories with a heavy dose of sci-fi absurdity.Don't wait for the Bureau to redact your fun! Grab your copy of The Cosmic Audit of Eternal Affection today and find out if love really can defeat an army of interdimensional accountants!

In this fantasy romance novel, magic stirs beneath every heartbeat and destiny refuses to stay quiet. When a powerful witch crosses paths with a mortal whose presence disrupts every spell she casts, their connection ignites an enchanted love story that shimmers with danger, humor, and cosmic possibility. Readers who crave magical romance books, mystical romantic fantasy, and spellbound lovers will be swept into a world where every choice bends the threads of fate.Her journey begins with a spark—one that feels too real, too fated, too impossible to ignore. As she navigates witchcraft and destiny, ancient sigils, and the unpredictable pull of magic, she discovers a bond that defies logic: a fantasy soulmate romance written in the stars. Their chemistry deepens into a metaphysical romantic comedy, full of misfired spells, mischievous familiars, and moments where magic and emotion collide. Fans of paranormal romantic fantasy, supernatural love stories, and cosmic soulmate connections will find themselves captivated by every twist.But destiny is never simple. Dark forces rise, secrets unravel, and the witch must decide whether to trust the mortal who feels like home or fight the fate that binds them. Their path becomes a romantic fantasy adventure, blending paranormal witch romance, magical realism romance, and the irresistible tension of destined lovers who cannot escape the pull between them. This is a world where spellbooks whisper, portals open without warning, and love becomes the most dangerous magic of all.Perfect for readers seeking soulmate romance books, witch fantasy novels, enchanted witch heroines, and mystical connection romance, this story delivers everything: humor, heart, magic, danger, and a cosmic love connection that refuses to fade. If you adore witch and mortal romance, fantasy romance with comedy, and magical love stories with emotional depth, this enchanted romantic fiction will leave you breathless, laughing, and longing for more.

What happens when the universe's matchmaking system makes its biggest mistake?Solarin Vance has spent five centuries working as a Fate Editor in the Department of Destiny, where soulmates are assigned, destinies are revised, and cosmic paperwork never ends. Her days are filled with impossible deadlines, malfunctioning destiny algorithms, and celestial bureaucracy—not romance.Valyren Thorne, an immortal archivist whose soulmate record has remained mysteriously blank for ten thousand years, has become the greatest unsolved anomaly in the history of the heavens.When a routine investigation goes spectacularly wrong, an ancient moon ritual accidentally binds them together in a magical marriage neither of them wanted. Suddenly they're sharing thoughts, surviving impossible cosmic disasters, and trying to keep their professional reputations intact while searching for a way to undo an ancient bond that refuses to break.To escape the curse, they'll journey through forbidden archives, dream realms, forgotten shrines, and bizarre corners of the cosmos where reality bends, paperwork becomes dangerous, and even the gods seem to have questionable management skills.But every attempt to escape only draws them closer.Filled with witty banter, unforgettable characters, laugh-out-loud situations, slow-burn chemistry, and imaginative world-building, The Immortal's Ink: Starlight and Rebellion blends romantic fantasy, fantasy comedy, and magical adventure into an unforgettable story about destiny, free will, and love in the most unlikely places.If you love clever dialogue, eccentric gods, magical bureaucracy, impossible quests, heartfelt romance, and imaginative fantasy with plenty of humor, you'll love this charming and unforgettable adventure.